How do I even begin to explain Chris Colfer? Chris Colfer is flawless. He has a two book deal and a Golden Globe. I hear his hips are insured for $10,000. I hear he’s 7th in line for the British throne. He wrote and starred in his own movie. One time he went on Leno with Cheno and she told him she loves him. One time he screamed in Helena Bonham Carter’s face. It was awesome.